Sonntag, 30. Januar 2011

A parody of the Canadian series “Hinterland’s Who’s Who”.

Wood Spider 

 Effects Of Psychoactive Drugs On Spider Web Building

 

In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave spiders various kinds of drugs  to observe the effects on their webs

LSD
  • "Given a minor dose of LSD the Spider's web took an unfamiliar minimal structure"
Caffeine
  • "Web structure was not effected but the spider's behaviour was"
THC  
  • "The spider didn't build a web. It built a hammock, where it laid all day and watched the caffeine spider ..."
Alcohol
  • "When given alcohol the spider built a web, found a maid and raised over a hundred young. But the maid got a extremly order (?) and now the spider can't go within a hundred centimeters of the web"
Crack Cocaine
  •  "The Crack Cocaine Spider figured building webs was for suckers, waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it and popped the cap in it's ass - nice web, Mr. Crack Spider !"
... when winter came, the Marihuana Spider had no place to live ... it ended up in a crack web as a crack spider's bitch ;-)


An educational series on nature:
  
 “Hinterland’s Who’s Who”


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